To War !!!
Attention Jowen, this is your conscience speaking for the last time. We sensed strong psychic enemies from MMU known as ‘Final Examinations’ that are beginning to invade our brain and mind, destroying every sleep cells, free time and appetite that we have. Intelligence gathered shows that there are currently 3 killer papers heading towards our way, namely Computer Security, Data Mining, and S.A.D. We currently have 80% resistance towards the first enemy, which we will attack in less then 24 hours. ETA arrival time of the next 2 killers will be on Wednesday and Saturday respectively. We have no time to lose, Jowen. Buck up on your studies, and offer up your best fight. We have strong backup from friends and family, as well as standby team from the MMU panel doctors, in-case we are sabotage during the war. We hope that this battle against examinations will be a successful one, and make your family and friends proud. I have full confidence in you, for you will once more conquer the 2nd semester, which will end in exactly 168 hours. All the Best, Jowen..:)
posted by Jowen @ 2:20 PM
